Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Pictures from Japan
Japan Part Three - The End
Saturday, we first went to these famous gardens that are in Takamatsu – apparently Kings and Emperors from all over the world have been donating plants to this place for hundreds of years. It was a beautiful place and the lotus’ were in bloom. Since they only bloom for five days a year I was very lucky to have the right timing. We fed the turtles and the fish who were so used to being fed that the fish allowed themselves to be pet and the turtles would climb all over you. One of the turtles got hold of my finger but it didn’t hurt so much as it was cute. There were these strange, flat, needle-nosed, turtles there that I remember seeing at the Snake Park in Nairobi. I was so thrilled to see them in the wild (well, semi-wild) because I always wondered where they came from.
For lunch we met up with Grandma who had insisted on taking us out to lunch before I left. We talked about the differences between Korea and Japan – mostly that Korean people are much more touchy-feely and Japanese people have serious personal space issues. And the fact that the food in Korea is much spicier.
After lunch, we went to a kimono store and I tried on a yukata – it’s like a summer kimono and is less expensive than the full kimono is. I was pretty torn about buying one. I mean I always regretted not buying a nice silk sari when I was in India but those ran about 30 dollars and were easier to put on. Yukatas and kimonos require at least two people and unless they are put on in a special way, look terrible. I’m still debating and right now I’m leaning towards paying the $150 or so to get it. They are pretty neat.
The night was devoted to Erin taking her black belt test, which she passed with flying colors. She was so happy and I was happy for her because I knew what it felt like to get a new belt. It could only have been multiplied by the fact that it was a black belt.
Sunday, my final morning in Japan, was spent buying presents for my co-workers – I think I mentioned how they cornered me and demanded that I bring them back Milk Tea. They were so appreciative when I gave the tea to them today I was glad I remembered. For my last meal in Japan we had ramen – of course, I couldn’t leave Japan without having ramen – and sometime during the course of the meal, my plane left without me.
That’s right. I missed my flight back to Seoul because I hadn’t checked the time the night before. Spare me the ‘you should have checked’ lectures. Already got it twice. Or a billion times if you count the number of times I’ve given it to myself. Either way we arrived at the airport at 12:45pm thinking my flight left at 2:00pm when really it had already left at 12:25PM.
The women at the counter were very nice and understanding. They were doing everything they could to get me out of the country. At first they were like ‘oh, well we can just put you on the next flight’ and I was like ‘great, when is that?’. and they were like: ‘Wednesday’. Since I had to be at work on Monday that was no good.
They said they had a flight in the next prefecture over but it was for $600. It would have killed me to pay the much for a one hour flight. Finally, the lady held up her finger and disappeared into the back saying that she would make some phone calls. I had just started wondering what kind of phone calls she was making when she came back and said she got some of the money I spent on my flight that I missed to apply to the flight in the next prefecture over. So, if we hurried, I would only have to pay the difference (which was still like $400) to get on the flight. Since it was the best offer I was going to get we dashed into a taxi ($40), got two bus tickets to the next prefecture over ($80), got a taxi from that station to that airport ($20) and got to the airport where the people from Asiana airlines were waiting for us. The whole time this song was playing in my head.
We got there about 30 min before my flight was supposed to take off. The ladies at the Asiana counter flagged us down and took care of everything as fast as possible. I ended up only paying $30 for the flight which was the only good thing about this whole endeavor. Security and immigration put together only took about 15min and I was on the plane with about a minute to spare.
So, if you even have to travel through East Asia, choose Asiana because they will bend over backwards to get you where you want to be. In fact, that should be their new slogan.
pictures will come soon.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Japan Part Two
Day two consisted of shopping in the morning and meeting up with Erin’s future employer in the evening. Erin’s contract with the city of Takamatsu was up the end of July and a new student from Eckerd is coming to replace her. Thus, to stay in Japan, she needs to get a new job. The school she found is a private English school that is basically the Japanese equivalent of mine. The principal who we nicknames ‘Grandma’ due to her sweet and understanding disposition and the fact that every time we went out to eat she would refuse to let us pay, saying ‘Grandma’s got this one’.
Grandma seemed intent on wooing me to come teach in Japan but even if I hadn’t signed a binding, legal contract with my Korean employers I don’t think I’d come to Japan because it’s SO EXPENSIVE. But at least I know that Erin will be in good hands. Her new schedule is a little busier than her old one but when she signed the contract, she was ecstatic to be spending another year in Takamatsu.
We also went to see her employer because I was going to be working for them for a couple hours the next day. See, they were supplying foreign teachers for a special conference for Japanese elementary school teachers. They are required to teach their students at least a little English and they needed someone to help with pronunciation and grammar.
Since Erin couldn’t do it because of a previous engagement with her other job, I was signed up for the roll of ‘foreign lecturer’ for the day. Grandma asked me if I had any nice clothes – which of course I didn’t – and if I had any nice shoes – also no.
Thus, the next day found me in a borrowed top, a half-made skirt and my clunky sneakers in front of a room of Japanese elementary school teachers. Grandma insisted on staying to introduce me so she could ‘explain me’. Which I took to mean my outfit was far from satisfactory.
It was very interesting, not only because I was teaching in a different country, but also because I was teaching adults (Read: people who actually wanted to learn). They had me say sentences for them with my accent so they could copy me. Then they got into groups and had mock conversations so they could practice speaking English. Some were very good and I think some where just really shy.
Just when I was feeling useless there would be some point of grammar or speech I felt I needed to point out. Some examples: The fact that two dice are called ‘dice’ and one is called ‘die’. The same with ‘octopus’ and ‘octopi’. The best one was when they were having a conversation about what animals they liked. The question was ‘what animals do you like?’ and in the book it said the response should be ‘I like dog’. I had to correct them and say, when you say you like and animal, its always in plural (my Korean students have problems with this, too). Because if you say ‘I like dog’ it means you like to eat dog.
After everything was over, one of my students came up to me and spoke long and eloquently to me about my teaching. Too bad she was speaking Japanese and I had no idea what she said. It’s strange how long it took the students to understand that I didn’t speak a word of Japanese. It took my all six days to get down ‘thank you’. Grandma, who was there, said the woman was very impressed with my teaching style and was very thankful to me for coming to teach them on my vacation. I, unaware that I had any ‘style’ whatsoever when I teach, was very appreciative of the compliment.
That night, some of Erin’s friends were throwing me a welcome party which was super nice of them considering they don’t know me. Naoko and Chikako (“Chica”) were the co-conspirators in this slice of Japanese crazy and absolutely made the night a success. They even picked the perfect venue – a bar called ‘Drunk Monkeys’.
They invited some Japanese friends , one of whom is a famous craftsman, designated as a ‘living treasure’ by the Emperor himself. He makes traditional candy molds out of cherry wood by hand. He was the one buying most of the drinks.
Japanese meals come in stages and after about five of these, the chef brought out a plate full of little round balls. Naoko referred to these as ‘tako balls’. I had already been warned by several people that ‘tako’ is Japanese for ‘octopus’ not ‘Mexican deliciousness’. So, I had already planned not to eat them (I just can’t do it – they’re too smart to eat) when Chica, who had demonstrated only moderate English skills up until this point said, “It’s a game, like Russian Roulette’. Since the term ‘Russian Roulette’ is not in your standard English phrase book, I was intrigued. She explained that they all had tako in them, but only one had a red pepper tucked inside. We were all going to eat one and a bystander was going to have to guess which of us had eaten the spicy one.
The bystander chose Erin first because she was so red – Erin just is always red – and me second because Chica had convinced him that since I lived in Korea and eating spicy Korean food I could bluff better than most. Third he chose the craftsman who, in my opinion, has no poker face and gave himself away immediately.
They then procured this barrel with a monkey on top. We stuck swords into the barrel until it popped out. The loser had to wear something ridiculous. I ended up with a traditional looking head band on that apparently said something about being ‘sure to win’ on it. Erin got bunny ears, and the craftsman had to wear this red Japanese robe. Shaun, another foreign teacher in attendance, had to wear the Japanese version of Groucho Marx glasses.
We had so much fun that we missed the last train home (at the ridiculous hour of 11pm) and had to walk all the way back to Erin’s apartment.
Still to come is my harrowing journey our of the country on the next installment of: Emily's Time In Japan.